Science Class

My science teacher was talking about how turtles lay lots and lots of eggs, because most of the baby turtles end up getting eaten or such... so then he asked,
"Chickens lay lots of eggs. Why?"
And a boy in my class answered,
"To get to the other side."

Dead People (in a good way!)

It was like really funny, but last week we went to the zoo and Melissa said: Without dead people there wouldn't be any Zoo's. We were all like what? And then she went on saying that on almost everything, there is something that says in memory of... I thought that this was hilarious that she said it so randomly! HAHAHAHA

And then later that aftyer noon I said something that i didn't think sounded so wierd, but it was as follows: Ouch! I burned my finger on the trashcan! And once again Everyone was like what? Knowing Arizona heat they didn't realize how hot a trashcan would be that had been sitting out in the sun all day and it totally hurt, A LOT!

PS: i am totally upsessed with exclamation points! they just make everything sound soooooo exciting! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First Post!

So I decided to start a blog about everything funny that everyone says! You'll be seeing funny posts about funny stuff from cousins, neighbors, friends... This blog, though isn't only about what funny things people say, but what funny things some people do.